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:The 10 commandants of having a girlfriend:

1. Thou will never experience a whole plate of food again as 25 percent of thou's plate is strictly reserve for thy girlfriend

2. Thou shall be force to watch at least 1 of thy girlfriend's favorite best mystery movies of all time at no least then 6 times a year. These movies do not include the mandatory dirty dancing, footloose, grease, titanic or The notebook as those movies are not movies, Those movies are as thy girlfriend states it "Essential to Life'...s existence"

3. Thou must understand that the kitchen regardless of whether thy girlfriend cooks in it or not is under ownership of her. You are just visiting..

4. Thou shall understand that thy's girlfriend will need at least an extra two hours to get ready to go to any event that you bring up. If you fail to inform thy girlfriend in a proper time frame or forfeit the event entirely then you must take her out somewhere cause thy girlfriend did not get dress for nothing!

5. Thou's girlfriend will never know what to eat. Thou must understand that this, This and many other things is one of life mysteries, Like are we alone in this universe? or what is the meaning to life?

6. If Thy's girlfriend does not like her, Then YOU dont like her.

7. If thy's girlfriend is mad, Thy's girlfriend may reserved the right of not telling you why. This is cause you must know and if thou does not, he needs to ask what's wrong as many times as necessary until thy's girlfriend feel comfortable with telling thou. This may take forever but time is only a number.

8. Thou is not allow to forget 2 things: Thy girlfriends birthday or thou's anniversary. If one does, Thou will visit hell of all hells, The place where the fire burns the brightest and the strongest..Even demons themselves don't want to visit this place. This hell is called the Dog House..

9. Thou should understand the three best friends: Stuffed animals, Her actual best friend, and diamonds.. The last of the 3 thou shall take special notice of.

10. Thou gets married but thy's wedding is not his, Its thy's girlfriend. You are not allow to make decisions, plans or rules. You are allowed to make suggestions but those suggestions will be review and analyze. If thy's girlfriend feels those suggestions have no merit they will be thrown away and never spoken of again.

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